hey stephen...

... I could give you 50 reasons why I should be the one you choose.

But I'll narrow it down to five.

1. I'll never accuse you of watching too much SportsCenter

2. I greatly appreciate a good steak

3. My car serenades are to DIE for

4. I'm an excellent body surfer

5. I can totally tell you the difference between a Lebron shoe and a Kobe shoe (and why the Lebron is always the right choice)


If any of you know of anyone looking for these qualities, send em my way por favor!

xoxo, alyssa


{ title is referring to song lyrics from the great T. Swift and not any particular person }